Beam me up! TEE

Tired of waiting for the truth about aliens?
Feel like you're always left in the dark while the big secrets remain hidden?
Our new tee lets you wear your frustration with some humor—on your sleeve. Perfect for anyone who’s ready to laugh in the face of endless secrecy.

Break the silence around you! Order this shirt now and let the world know you’re in on the joke.

.: 100% ring-spun US cotton (ethically grown and harvested).
.: Relaxed fit, no side-seams.
.: Pre-shrunk fabric